We're teasing you

Hey there,

We aren’t known for our patience. We couldn’t wait until the full schedule drops to start sharing more of what’s inside our dress draft schedule.

We’re planning about 70+ sessions this year — talks, hands-on workshops, dance, games, and everything in between. If you’ve been hovering at the edge of the hot tub, now’s a great time to sink in.

Here’s a first look at a few sessions we’re especially excited about. More announcements to come.

NEW this year:

Lickety Split

An immersive, 1970s-inspired game show where contestants compete on custom sensor-equipped vulvas that project animated tongue patterns in real time, scored on rhythmic ability. Come watch — or compete.

SlutCon Is Wrong About Everything

Adam Conover tells us why we’re wrong. We’re paying him for this. But then, you already knew we were masochists.

The Marriage Track

Looking for love? We want to help! We’ll have a system to easily identify others interested in marriage, profiles, and workshops focused on finding a spouse.

Massage

A hands-on massage workshop covering theory, safety, and communication/consent, with plenty of opportunity to practice on a partner. Chesed is (literally) begging you.

Live Dating Photo Lab

We think you’re hotter than your current dating photos. Don a Henley or other slut-approved outfit and follow the guidance of our expert photographer to put your best face (and forearms!) forward.

So You’ve Been Called a Creep

You’re a creep. You’re a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? Perhaps you’ve heard some variation of this, or even been kicked out of an event or community for said “creepiness.” How should you understand what happened and what to do next?

Repair After Rupture

How do you navigate a relationship after a significant violation of trust? A practical, Attachment Theory-grounded look at rebuilding after betrayal.

Hair Braiding

A hands-on braiding workshop — learn a few styles and techniques, and maybe braid a stranger’s hair (with consent!)

Fingering & Foreplay

No matter your level of expertise, you’ll learn something from our favorite legal sex worker and sex educator, Alice Little.

Visioning

A workshop on setting and actually achieving goals — visualizing concrete outcomes for the life you want, not just the weekend.

The Slutty Doctor’s Guide to Slutting Smarter: Catch Orgasms, Not Chlamydia

The harm-reduction toolkit MSM communities have used for 15+ years, applied to everyone who’s been excluded from it without their consent: slutty straights, poly folk, and kinky folk alike. Dr. Hoe Listic covers standard and off-label medications, supplements, layered vaccines, and after-hookup prophylaxis — what to take and when — plus the common testing blind spots that keep chlamydia and other STIs circulating, and the exact language to use when a doctor refuses to test or prescribe off-label.

Returning favorites:

Flirt coaching. Lots and lots of flirt coaching.

CJ the X

This time he tells us the philosophy talk will be on “Fucking Women” which we can only assume means he’ll be discussing comparative approaches to sexual morality in Jewish vs Islamic philosophy.

Dr. Diana Fleischman

She escaped academia. She’s on the loose talking about MILF psychology and evolutionary psychology’s take on BDSM. You’ve been warned.

Instill: Bondage Meditation

People who want to be tied pair up with people who want to tie, negotiate boundaries together, and settle into a slow, meditative bondage scene.

An Expert’s Guide to Eating Out Women

Legendary adult performer and educator Nina Hartley teaches the art and technique of cunnilingus.

Grow Confident Through Dance

A partner dance class that uses the connection between leading a dance and broader confidence-building. No experience necessary, just a willingness to move.

Men’s Fashion + Live Outfit Feedback

Let us dress you up and down.

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We know, we know. We’re teasing you.

The conference app with full schedule and sign-ups will be available soon to ticketed attendees. Sign-ups for sessions will be first come first serve within tiers (e.g., prioritizing Jackpot, then Ace, then Wildcard). Make sure you reserve your spot soon!

See you soon,

The SlutCon Team